Posted by Josh on Tuesday, July 28
TWSS Mobile on its way!
"Some exciting stuff is in the works... TWSS mobile is on the way! Soon you'll be able to browse the collection of jokes easily from your mobile phone in a neater format just for your phone. Also, starting right now, you can SEND US YOUR TWSS JOKES AND STORIES THROUGH A TEXT/SMS MESSAGE! Send them to sms@thethatswhatshesaidsite.com and we'll get them up!"
That's What She Said!
The most versatile joke on Earth now has a home on the web.
How many times a week to you use the phrase That's what she said! with your friends and laugh uncontrollably at the (usually absoutely stupid) sexual joke that you just made? How many times a day? Even in an hour...?
Now you can share your TWSS! with everyone on the internet!
Now YOU can moderate the new jokes!
Since we're getting more posts, we wanted to extend the ability of approving new posts to our viewers and members! If you're a registered member and you have 10 or more approved posts, you'll be able to help us moderate new posts! A button will appear in your menu bar above once you reach this level and we are done building it!
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Anonymous - Mon, Nov 9, 2009 - 06:17:07 AM
Drew refering to the fridge being packed: "yea i just squeezed my leftovers in there" Tim: "thats what she said"
So on friday we had an assembly in 7th period. And of course our whole school ( about a 1000 kids) was going. So this kid in front of me was walking so slow. And i said " GO!!" And he yelled to the kid infront of him " GO FASTER!!" and me and my friends all shouted " THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!"
My friend was planning to come visit my wife and I for a few days. He would periodically send me text messages with updates. Well without thinking I text him back one day about my work schedule and I said, "Well let me know when you're coming up so I can get it off." TWSS!
On a field trip, we were whacking off the leaf thingies on cactuses with sticks. This guy in our group had a really good walking stick that he was using and one of the people in our group said, "WOW where did you get that mega-stick?" and at the same time someone hit one hard enough to squirt the juices on my thigh, and I said "Stop getting that on my leg!"
Epic TWSS.
My wife and two little kids (3 and 1) were in the bathroom. The kids were actually sitting up on the sink while my wife was getting ready. The 3 year old turned on the water so the 1 year old can play in it. The next thing I hear is my wife yelling, "don't touch it, you are going to make it squirt." TWSS.
My friend and I were doing homework and my sister was home. she went into my room, lied down on my bed, yells your bed's comfy! my friend yelled TWSS we start laughing histerically my sister's just like wtf are you guy laughing at??
Today I was outside working on doing some landscaping with my friend while he was priming a railing before painting it. He finished up and went to get the paint, with his brush still in hand. I said, "You done with the primer?" Referencing the brush, he responds with: "Yeah, now my problem is I have to get this thing wet and clean before it gets all hard." TWSS.
The other day I was bringing my chihuahua onto my lap to make him stop barking like a maniac. Instead of helping him out, I accidentally made him wince pathetically. My mom came in to check what was the matter and when I told her what happened she said, "God, how hard did you tug him to make him scream?" That's what she said!
So Me and This Guy at School We ALWAYS Said Twss ..we got all our friends to Start saying it to my school as a little store that seals chocolate mile and such..but all of the sudden they started sealing Frozen Chocolate Milk ... So The Only Way You Could eat it..Unless You Had a Spoon is liek a Popsicle but its harder because its squared! so one day me and my friend bought one...as soon as we got back she opened it and said..."Ow i can barley get my mouth on it its way to hard and WAY TOO BIG" and everyone one else said...TWSS!
Today, one of my friends came over and we were trying to change the channel on my TV, but the cable box is really weird. He said he couldn't aim it right and I screamed out TWSS, but I said it might be a better TWHS and he added that the "she" could be a lesbian with a strap-on.
We went camping and we were having a fire, a guy we knew walked over and said, "the wood you gave me was all wet but it's finally starting to burn" a lady who came over asked him, "do u want some more?" and he said "no thanks you already gave me wood twice this week" and my boyfriend yelled, "thats what she said!" and we just laughed
My dad was helping my sister pack her suitcase for the return trip home from vacation. She says, referring to her clothes, "Can you just put it all in there for me?" He responds with, "Of course honey, I'll shove it ALL in there, just for you." Epic TWSS.
I'm brushing my teeth around the fire while camping with some of my college buddies. One of the guys starts making fun of me, so with my mouth full I mumbled "shut the f*ck up" (with white toothpaste surrounding my mouth). Of course he had no idea what I said, just heard a mouth full make noise. He starts cracking up and says "TWSS"!
I was at soccer practice in the evening and we were doing shots on goal. I play defense so of course i over-shoot the goal. The ball goes into the woods, my coach, a 40ish year old man says: "oh wow, that went in really deep". TWSS.
We're sitting on the beach and I keep telling my brother to blow this whistle he has because people would think it's a lifeguard or something. After about 10 minutes of me nagging, he finally blows it really loud. He then turns around and says really loudly "Are you happy I finally blew it really hard for you?!" Definitely yelled TWSS loud enough for the whole beach to hear.
My brother and I were out in the ocean. He starts pulling me by the arm for some reason and does so for about 50 feet. Once he let's go of me he says "wow, I'm tired after that. You're really hard to pull!" Hit him up with a TWSS.
Today I was late to practice because I had an appointment with my new dermatologist. Later when someone asked me how my appointment was, I responded, "Well it was actually really short, it just took forever to get in." Ten seconds later I realized what I said. TWSS!
While sitting in church, my friend asks for some lotion and I accidently gave her too much. She says, "man now I feel all slippery.". I say, "yeah I'm sorry, it came our too fast.". We both start giggling and say, "that's what she said!"
