Posted by Josh on Friday, February 5th
Facebook and iPhone Applications!!
"Alright, well, in an attempt to make our site more accessible.... we're developing Facebook and iPhone/iPod Touch apps for you! At the moment, we're not really sure how long these are gonna take to develop since it's a learning process, but when they're finished, we'll let you know via Facebook, Twitter, and the website! Let us know if you have any suggestions for either app!"

The most versatile joke on Earth now has a home on the web.

How many times a week to you use the phrase That's what she said! with your friends and laugh uncontrollably at the (usually absoutely stupid) sexual joke that you just made? How many times a day? Even in an hour...?

Now you can share your TWSS! with everyone on the internet!

My history teacher has a strong hatred for Nixon, but once he managed to compliment the president. My friend asked if he had a bitter taste in his mouth after that, to which he replied, "It was definitely hard to swallow." TWSS

Today we were playing with the drums in music class when the teacher says "play it dirty and slap It hard, it has a nice sound when you do that".TWSS

Me and my two friends were the last ones at my party so we were bored and went outside to play basketball. One of my friends kept missing the hoop and yelled out, "Ahhh just get it in already!" TWSS!!!!!

my sister and i were tugging on a shirt and she said NO!!!! ITS GROWING!!!!!!! me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!

My Math teacher was trying to tell a student to stick his pencil in the shapner and she just said stick it in there and everyone yelled out TTWS!!!!!!

Today I was talking with my cousin and sister. We were talking about TWSS jokes. My cousin made a comment that a friend said TWSS to "Let's blow this Popsicle stand." The word blow made me think of Ke$ha's "Blow" and a story behind it. I turned to her, without thinking my sentence through (until it was entirely too late) and said, "Oh, speaking of blowing..." TWSS... big time.

band teacher telling our saxophone player how to make their instrument sharper: "ok now, pull it out and twist it to the side a little bit. thats too far now push it in. I know...its hard..." me: "HAHAHA THATS WHAT SHE SAID"

My friend walked into school after it had been pouring outside and started yelling, "Oh my goodness I'm so wet! I can't even handle it! I'm soaked! This is crazy! I've never been so wet!" Of course, everyone within 20 feet turned around and stared at her.

my friend was playing with her tounge ring, and i said alright lets keep it in your mouth, she said it is in my mouth, she looked at me and said dont say it, i had to say thats what she said

me and my friend got free lollipops and we were just sucking on them when i said: "Oops- i bit it!" Thats what she said!

So i went to this club and i at the end we were given this sweet but the teacher took it out of its wrapper already before giveing it to me. i said: "Aww, I didn't wanna take it out!" TWSS

My family got a new lawn spraying thing and my brother said: "it's spraying all over the place!" thats what she said...

i was at camp and we were having like a throwing knife training so one guy threw it at the tree and tried to pull it out but then he said (Its stuck)

so me and my friend were walking in the hall going to math class and he said i hate this its so long twss

In technology class, the teacher pulled out two screwdrivers, a big long one and a small one, then a kid yelled out "I like the big one!" "That's what she said!!!"

i was at pe class and my friend said AHHH that ball's too hard dont throw it in my ass

My Friend Was Writing in my book and he said "it is quite long"I said "How long"."Thats What She Said"

During exam times lots of people used to say "IT'S SO HARD I COULD CRY" Me: Thats what she said...

Me and my dad were trying to put a new door knob in our door. I failed every time to put it in so he cried out "JUST PUT THE KNOB IN TO THE HOLE!" TWSS

Ok so me and my friend were havingh a twss contest but it turned out to be just a straight-up perverted contest, and he's like "ok as long as I'm the only one to lick your crevices." haha TWSS!!!!

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