Posted by Josh on Friday, February 5th
Facebook and iPhone Applications!!
"Alright, well, in an attempt to make our site more accessible.... we're developing Facebook and iPhone/iPod Touch apps for you! At the moment, we're not really sure how long these are gonna take to develop since it's a learning process, but when they're finished, we'll let you know via Facebook, Twitter, and the website! Let us know if you have any suggestions for either app!"
That's What She Said!
The most versatile joke on Earth now has a home on the web.
How many times a week to you use the phrase That's what she said! with your friends and laugh uncontrollably at the (usually absoutely stupid) sexual joke that you just made? How many times a day? Even in an hour...?
Now you can share your TWSS! with everyone on the internet!
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Anonymous - Sat, Sep 24, 2011 - 03:59:21 AM
so me and my friend were walking in the hall going to math class and he said i hate this its so long twss
In technology class, the teacher pulled out two screwdrivers, a big long one and a small one, then a kid yelled out "I like the big one!" "That's what she said!!!"
Me and my dad were trying to put a new door knob in our door.
I failed every time to put it in so he cried out "JUST PUT THE KNOB IN TO THE HOLE!" TWSS
Ok so me and my friend were havingh a twss contest but it turned out to be just a straight-up perverted contest, and he's like "ok as long as I'm the only one to lick your crevices." haha TWSS!!!!
In my lesson group we were talking about snow. A girl said "We really don't need anymore snow." The teacher replied "I know, we don't need anymore of that white stuff. It gets cold when you are in it for a long time." TWSS!
I was in my friend's house getting ready for a party. Her mom was putting on her makeup, but there was a small amount of time, so she called her husband to put on her earrings for her. He got the earring, but he was hurrying, too, so he missed the hole and she screamed out, " OWWWWWWWW YOU MISSED THE HOLE YOU IDIOT! I HAD MY HOLE OPENED BY YOUR COUSIN BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO AND NOW YOU MISSED IT!!!"
Today in band class my friend was having a hard time playing his saxophone. It was the fingerings that he was having trouble with so he said to the teacher, "you can finger and i'll blow." TWSS
I was playing volleyball with friends and one of my friends is short so everytime he'd go up to spike a ball he would miss by a little bit, so he said, OMG i need to grow 2 inches, TWSS