Posted by Josh on Friday, February 5th
Facebook and iPhone Applications!!
"Alright, well, in an attempt to make our site more accessible.... we're developing Facebook and iPhone/iPod Touch apps for you! At the moment, we're not really sure how long these are gonna take to develop since it's a learning process, but when they're finished, we'll let you know via Facebook, Twitter, and the website! Let us know if you have any suggestions for either app!"

The most versatile joke on Earth now has a home on the web.

How many times a week to you use the phrase That's what she said! with your friends and laugh uncontrollably at the (usually absoutely stupid) sexual joke that you just made? How many times a day? Even in an hour...?

Now you can share your TWSS! with everyone on the internet!

my friend was playing adventure quest in the I.T suite and a water character came up and he said thats a wet one. TWSS

it was easter and my causen and i were eating the chocolate easter balls, the next day my causen looked at me and said, man my mouth hurts from sucking on those balls last night! i replied TWSS

The Dallas area had gotten 12'' of snow in one day a few months back. I was at a party and a party goer, talking about the big snow day, said, "I remember, that's the day we got 12'' in the back yard..." My reply: TWSS

Well my family and I were eating dinner, and my mom said, "I've never had the cream sauce flow out so easy" TWSS.

The other day we were watching a parking gate outside of my office that was stuck. There was a parking officer trying to fix the arm because it wouldn't lift. My boss said "wow, he's really having a tough time... he can't even get it up." TWSS.

Today while watching "Man v. Food" on the Travel Channel, the host tried to eat a huge pizza. My brother said to me, "So would you try to eat all of it? I probably would try to eat it all, it's only 40 inches big." TWSS.

Today at work, we had to fix a water main that was leaking. After tearing up the road, and clearing out the mud around the pipe, water starting shooting 10 feet into the air from the broken pipe. Someone yelled, "Holy shit, look at that thing squirting that far up out of the hole!" TWSS.

i was walking to a soccer game with my friends and it was raining so.....so my friend said let's go faster i'm getting wet! TWSS

I was doing my homework today at the dinner table and my mom says: "Why would you do it on the table instead of on the bed?" TWSS!

I was drinking a smoothie and choked on a berry that was still solid. I coughed and laughed. My wife laughed as well and asked me what happened. "Oh I was sucking on it so hard and it just flew in to the back of my mouth and choked me." TWSS

Today we had a substitute teacher. She said we were a great class and wanted high-5s as we left. She said the harder you slap me the more I like it. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

While helping my friend rearrange his room today, I was told, "I'm really open for anything to go anywhere..." TWSS.

i was on oovoo, talking with my bf while eating a giant lollipop and i said. this godaamn thing wont fit in my mouth. my bf said twss. he's so immature :)

"He's got great hands, but it's what he does in the locker room with everyone else that really matters!" TWSS.

My friend today @ school had brought his lunch, and he had grabbed a pudding cup to go along his sandwich. In the chaos of the morning he grabbed a giant serving spoon on accident. "crap...my spoon is too big!" he said, i then quicly replyed "THATS WHAT SHE SAID "

its too big for me.. twss!

We were at subway today when my friend was asked if she wanted a subway card to which she responded with "I don't eat out a lot." Boom.

Commentators on Versus during the Stanley Cup Playoffs: "He's very underrated when it comes to scoring wtih his hands!" TWSS.

Today, on the way back from a football game one of my friends had taken another friend's coat. They went back and forth: give it back!, nope!, etc. After awhile, the one with the stolen coat looked at me and said,"Tommy, you can jump in whenever!" Of course the other friend said,"that's What She Said!"

in math class we were changing seats and every one stood at the front of the class but my friend left her books on a desk and so the teacher said "pick up your goodies" TWSS!!

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