Posted by Josh on Friday, February 5th
Facebook and iPhone Applications!!
"Alright, well, in an attempt to make our site more accessible.... we're developing Facebook and iPhone/iPod Touch apps for you! At the moment, we're not really sure how long these are gonna take to develop since it's a learning process, but when they're finished, we'll let you know via Facebook, Twitter, and the website! Let us know if you have any suggestions for either app!"

The most versatile joke on Earth now has a home on the web.

How many times a week to you use the phrase That's what she said! with your friends and laugh uncontrollably at the (usually absoutely stupid) sexual joke that you just made? How many times a day? Even in an hour...?

Now you can share your TWSS! with everyone on the internet!

My friend walked into school after it had been pouring outside and started yelling, "Oh my goodness I'm so wet! I can't even handle it! I'm soaked! This is crazy! I've never been so wet!" Of course, everyone within 20 feet turned around and stared at her.

my friend was playing with her tounge ring, and i said alright lets keep it in your mouth, she said it is in my mouth, she looked at me and said dont say it, i had to say thats what she said

me and my friend got free lollipops and we were just sucking on them when i said: "Oops- i bit it!" Thats what she said!

So i went to this club and i at the end we were given this sweet but the teacher took it out of its wrapper already before giveing it to me. i said: "Aww, I didn't wanna take it out!" TWSS

My family got a new lawn spraying thing and my brother said: "it's spraying all over the place!" thats what she said...

i was at camp and we were having like a throwing knife training so one guy threw it at the tree and tried to pull it out but then he said (Its stuck)

so me and my friend were walking in the hall going to math class and he said i hate this its so long twss

In technology class, the teacher pulled out two screwdrivers, a big long one and a small one, then a kid yelled out "I like the big one!" "That's what she said!!!"

i was at pe class and my friend said AHHH that ball's too hard dont throw it in my ass

My Friend Was Writing in my book and he said "it is quite long"I said "How long"."Thats What She Said"

During exam times lots of people used to say "IT'S SO HARD I COULD CRY" Me: Thats what she said...

Me and my dad were trying to put a new door knob in our door. I failed every time to put it in so he cried out "JUST PUT THE KNOB IN TO THE HOLE!" TWSS

Ok so me and my friend were havingh a twss contest but it turned out to be just a straight-up perverted contest, and he's like "ok as long as I'm the only one to lick your crevices." haha TWSS!!!!

Today in English, my teacher was talking about a certain type of chocolate and said, "I like the long thick black ones." Thats what she said.

Spongebob, "Gee,Patrick, I wonder where our balls went?" TWSS

We were at lunch and my friend took another kid's water bottle and he screamed "DON'T PUT YOUR TONGUE IN IT!!!" TWSS

In my lesson group we were talking about snow. A girl said "We really don't need anymore snow." The teacher replied "I know, we don't need anymore of that white stuff. It gets cold when you are in it for a long time." TWSS!

I was in my friend's house getting ready for a party. Her mom was putting on her makeup, but there was a small amount of time, so she called her husband to put on her earrings for her. He got the earring, but he was hurrying, too, so he missed the hole and she screamed out, " OWWWWWWWW YOU MISSED THE HOLE YOU IDIOT! I HAD MY HOLE OPENED BY YOUR COUSIN BECAUSE YOU WANTED ME TO AND NOW YOU MISSED IT!!!"

I was in math class the other day and my Teacher said "Think Bigger, Think Deeper".... TWSS!

Some female teachers walked by, one of them said, "Yea yea, i like the bell part" TWSS!

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